I have some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dariy.

As you know, I am a man of great needs. You'll will now receive the FIST OF FURY. Prepare the long rubber glove. Eeeny, meeny, miney, mo, I wonder where my glove will go.

Killing is wrong, there should be a new stronger word for killing, like badwrong or badon. Killing is badong. From this day forward I shall stick up for the opposite of killing, gnodab.

My nipples look like milkduds!
My finger points.

I'm a man, I have needs too! I go pee pee standing up!

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ....my ass."

"-HmMmm, yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. It's a net, and it's tiny. "

woof (felsynkat med 15 sekunder)

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

[as the plane prepares to take off]
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?
Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?
Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.

Prosecutor: Doctor, can you give the Court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I'm sorry. I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry.

[the Wilson family arrives at the checkpoint]
Porter: Can I help you folks?
Alice Wilson, John Wilson: Oh, yes, thank you.
Porter: Aw, is that your dog, son?
[looking at Scraps, Jimmy's dog]
Jimmy Wilson: Yes, his name is Scraps, and he's going to the moon with us.
Porter: Oh no. No dogs are allowed in the shuttle son. I'm affraid Scraps will have to be shot.
[pulls out a gun, shoots the dog and the dog falls to the floor]
Jimmy Wilson: [shouts, bending towards his dog] Scraps! He shot him! He shot Scraps! He shot him!
Porter: Just joking. Blanks, see? Scraps is fine.
[Dog stands up]
Porter, Alice Wilson, John Wilson: [laughing]

Gail Hailstorm: Isn't Cindy Campbell's father a suspect?
Sheriff: That is classified information, where did you get this?
Gail Hailstorm: Sorry, but my information is strictly confidential shit.
[Doofy steps out]
Deputy Doofy: Hi Gail... Gail swallows.

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

En annan film som är ganska great att dra citat ut
är ju Once Upon a Time in the West. Även om de inte är direkt skojjiga är de ju ganska grymma på andra aspekter, kommer dock inte ihåg några vilket gör hela inlägget lite meningslöst dock.

Alotta Fagina: In Japan men come first and women come second
Austin Powers: Or sometimes not at all

it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart

Nämn filmen!

Rättamundo som fonzen skulle sagt, välj ett citat du så fortsätter det roliga!

Jag utgår från att alla fattat att det är strikt för judet att använda någon sorts hjälp förutom sin egen klurighet.

Here we go:
- Her name's Judy.
- Judy's a nice name, Gilbert.
- Yeah. She's a nice girl.
- Big deal. Did you get in her pants?
- She's not that kind of a girl.
- Why? Does she have a penis?

Haha, den därninga nörd-filmen ju! Revenge of the nerds? Eller kommer det från tvåan?

Sweet...

Ganska svårt citat från en klassisk film:

-You gonna order something, kid?
-Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab
-Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.
-All right, give me a Pepsi Free.
-You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it.

JAG SKRATTAR HÖGT OCH LJUDLIGT!, det är ju back to the future så klart! Ettan antar jag?

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1167.html

I gotta do a three point stance in your vomit nigga?

Lunch har gått.....Kommer inte på något klockrent så det får bli det här, svårighetsgrad 1:

(kanske inte så ballt men roligt i sitt sammanhang)